Analogy of Gotham and Colombo (I'm nuts)

I would like you to run this computation through your processors (Provided of course that you have already been to see/watch/enjoy “Dark Knight”. Otherwise the variables go awry and the methodology is faulty.)
Remember the scene, where after the death of Ms. Rachel Dawes, the Joker threatens the people of Gotham to get out by nightfall or “join the game”.
Ok, now imagine that Colombo was Gotham City, and has been terrorized in quite the same Joker like fashion but also heightening the ethnic tensions in the city. Picture now that due to the same threat to the people, they are flooding to the ferries and segregation along ethnic lines takes place as they are boarded onto the two ferries; one with Sinhalese and one with Tamils. Subsequently, Joker tells each boat that he will blow both boats at midnight unless; one boat blows up the other. What’d you think would happen..?


Do not blame me. It’s just a thought. Only a thought.
After all an idle mind is a fool’s paradise.

Of oranges, and tsunami's

No, I'm not trying out Mendis's 'carrom-ball'. I'm thinking why such an advanced science like Medicine has cures for diseases like diabetes, hypertension, heart disease and even cancer but has no cure or remedy for something as simple but prevalent as the common cold! I wonder if the same kind of research into developing a cure for AIDS has gone into formulating something for the ‘cold’. Of course unlike the former you don’t die from it, you’re just tortured alive.

I’m suffering from a horrible cold, and having sneezes that rival the tsunami. It has nothing whatsoever to do with my immunity, my neutrophils are in top shape. The only medicine worth using really is mom’s coriander and the daily dose of Vit C, which I get from the above oranges. All the cucuits of my brain are clogged so next to nothing computes.

If someone knows where to get nasal removal surgery, please let me know. Pronto. In fact as quick as a sneeze.